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The rumored butthole cut of Cats is the quarantine relief we need

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The rumored butthole cut of Cats is the quarantine relief we need


The supposedly longer, better director’s cut of Justice League has been an object of fascination and a trollish rallying cry for far too long.

It’s time to move on to more pressing matters in hidden cinematic treasures. We the people demand to see the rumored “butthole” cut of Cats.

It all started when the legendary fiasco of a film dropped as a digital rental Tuesday night.

The exhausted and exhausting Cats discourse became instantly rejuvenated, with quarantined Americans grateful for the change in conversation.

The stage was perfectly set for a hero to step forward and perform the Twitter equivalent of a musical where cats introduce themselves through song for two hours

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